====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

Your name is Kalyan Prieha

You are currently lounging in your RESPITEBLOCK, while chewing on SOPORSLIME-FLAVOURED BUBBLEGEL

You feel giggly and lightheaded

On the back of your THINKPAN you think there's some or another pressing issue that must be addressed

But...but...

Nah

Let's just stay here

Your trolltag is soporificChiropractor and you take joy in ☋decorating᛭your᛭text☋

====> Kalyan: Go into a soporific fever dream

Yes, you like the sound of this
You dive headfirst into your RECUPERACOON
The contents spill all over the floor as it cracks, but you are beyond caring
You thump your THINKPAN hard enough on the FLOOR that you successfully achieve the highest level of SOPORIFIC FEVER DREAMS
You start hallucinating colours and mayhem
Nothing takes shape and you prefer it this way
Mind blank and ready to receive the secrets of the UNIVERSE

scholarlyJusticiar[SJ] started trolling soporificChiropractor[SC]
SJ: H e l l o   m i l a d y

Kalyan is still too lost in the COSMOS to be able to reply

====> Get the ultimate epiphany

The ultimate epiphany... the truth beneath all the lies
It lies just within reach, but the light surrounding it is so potent it blinds your astral projection
Something big is happening, something that will change everything, forever
Your astral self cannot worry, but these feelings are permeating into your physical self
You feel your grasp on the metaphysical plane weaken as you regain your attachment to the mundane reality of your existance

====> Fall flat into your face and recall the specifics of your current duty

You stand up with a start, still somewhat dizzy from your adventure
REGIUS
YOU HAD TO PICK UP REGIUS
You frantically look through your stuff for your PHONE so you can apologize for being so LATE

soporificChiropractor started trolling rexRampage
SC:☋please᛭forgive᛭lowly᛭me☋
SC:☋my᛭astral᛭trip᛭took᛭too᛭long☋
SC:☋i᛭will᛭depart᛭right᛭away☋

FUCK FUCK
NOW WHAT????

====> Quickly! Depart at once!

You try to uncaptchalogue your clothing, as you somehow managed to dispose of everything but your underwear during your astral trip
Instead, a 50kg bag of soporgelTM comes out flying at your head
You manage not to pass out, and try again
Scissors come flying dangerously close to you, you manage to dodge
You cannot, however, dodge an uncapped bucket of purple paint
Fuck your syllandex. Fuck your clothing. You'll have to make do or Dear Regius will have your head

saccharineCollaborator started trolling soporificChiropractor

SC: K̷r̷y̷s̷h̷a̷ ̷w̷i̷l̷l̷ ̷h̷e̷l̷p̷ ̷u̷s̷ ̷t̷o̷m̷o̷r̷r̷o̷w̷
SC: I̷ ̷h̷o̷p̷e̷ ̷w̷e̷ ̷d̷o̷n̷'t̷ ̷n̷e̷e̷d̷ ̷t̷h̷e̷m̷

You are halfway through your ruined, purple stained respiteblock when you notice the reply

You drop all formalities as you rush to your phone

SC:☋BABY᛭GIRL☋
SC: ☋I᛭FORGOT᛭REGIUS☋
SC: ☋SAVE᛭ME☋

You can't even begin to explain how relieved you are
The little lord will chew off your ears the next time you see him, but at least your head will remain attached to your neck

Your phone is all covered in purple paint though, you know someone else messages you but you can't read anything

Should you wash off the paint in sopor slime?

====> Wash off phone. You got stuff to attend to

tortuousUndine started trolling soporificChiropractor
TU: ♪ HELLO IT'S ME ♫
TU: ♪ I W▲S WONDERING IF ▲FTER ▲LL THESE YE▲RS YOU'D LIKE TO MEET ♫

Uh oh, maybe you should have thought this through

After a thorough washing in sopor slime your phone refuses to turn on

Now you wander who might have texted you

Hey, it could be worse... it could have been Regius

At least you will live to see another day!

====> Do you have any other duties to attend to?

Maybe you should pay your moirail a visit
You've had quite a bad day

===> Visit Neumon

You get to Neumon's respiteblock, but he's absent. His bugmom tells you he went to "play with his friends in a protest". Bugmom is the best. You like her very much

====> Go find Neumon