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    ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by viviavb on Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:35 am

    Your name is Kalyan Prieha

    You are currently lounging in your RESPITEBLOCK, while chewing on SOPORSLIME-FLAVOURED BUBBLEGEL

    You feel giggly and lightheaded

    On the back of your THINKPAN you think there's some or another pressing issue that must be addressed

    But...but...

    Nah

    Let's just stay here

    Your trolltag is soporificChiropractor and you take joy in ☋decorating᛭your᛭text☋


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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by miracleJester on Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:38 am

    ====> Kalyan: Go into a soporific fever dream
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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by viviavb on Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:53 am

    Yes, you like the sound of this
    You dive headfirst into your RECUPERACOON
    The contents spill all over the floor as it cracks, but you are beyond caring
    You thump your THINKPAN hard enough on the FLOOR that you successfully achieve the highest level of SOPORIFIC FEVER DREAMS
    You start hallucinating colours and mayhem
    Nothing takes shape and you prefer it this way
    Mind blank and ready to receive the secrets of the UNIVERSE
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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by miracleJester on Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:12 am

    scholarlyJusticiar[SJ] started trolling soporificChiropractor[SC]
    SJ: H e l l o   m i l a d y
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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by viviavb on Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:19 am

    Kalyan is still too lost in the COSMOS to be able to reply
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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by miracleJester on Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:25 am

    ====> Get the ultimate epiphany
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    Post by viviavb on Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:31 am

    The ultimate epiphany... the truth beneath all the lies
    It lies just within reach, but the light surrounding it is so potent it blinds your astral projection
    Something big is happening, something that will change everything, forever
    Your astral self cannot worry, but these feelings are permeating into your physical self
    You feel your grasp on the metaphysical plane weaken as you regain your attachment to the mundane reality of your existance
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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by miracleJester on Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:53 am

    ====> Fall flat into your face and recall the specifics of your current duty
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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by viviavb on Sat Mar 31, 2018 2:00 am

    You stand up with a start, still somewhat dizzy from your adventure
    REGIUS
    YOU HAD TO PICK UP REGIUS

    You frantically look through your stuff for your PHONE so you can apologize for being so LATE

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    SC:☋my᛭astral᛭trip᛭took᛭too᛭long☋
    SC:☋i᛭will᛭depart᛭right᛭away☋

    RECIPIENT FAILURE: the selected trolltag is not available at the moment

    FUCK FUCK
    NOW WHAT????
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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by miracleJester on Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:23 am

    ====> Quickly! Depart at once!
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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by viviavb on Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:30 am

    You try to uncaptchalogue your clothing, as you somehow managed to dispose of everything but your underwear during your astral trip
    Instead, a 50kg bag of soporgelTM comes out flying at your head
    You manage not to pass out, and try again
    Scissors come flying dangerously close to you, you manage to dodge
    You cannot, however, dodge an uncapped bucket of purple paint
    Fuck your syllandex. Fuck your clothing. You'll have to make do or Dear Regius will have your head
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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by miracleJester on Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:39 am

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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by viviavb on Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:46 am

    You are halfway through your ruined, purple stained respiteblock when you notice the reply

    You drop all formalities as you rush to your phone

    SC:☋BABY᛭GIRL☋
    SC: ☋I᛭FORGOT᛭REGIUS☋
    SC: ☋SAVE᛭ME☋
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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by miracleJester on Sat Mar 31, 2018 6:49 am


    SC:I̷ ̷g̷o̷t̷ ̷h̷i̷m̷, ̷D̷e̷a̷r̷
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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by viviavb on Sat Mar 31, 2018 6:57 am

    You can't even begin to explain how relieved you are
    The little lord will chew off your ears the next time you see him, but at least your head will remain attached to your neck

    Your phone is all covered in purple paint though, you know someone else messages you but you can't read anything

    Should you wash off the paint in sopor slime?
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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by miracleJester on Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:54 am

    ====> Wash off phone. You got stuff to attend to

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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by viviavb on Mon Apr 02, 2018 4:01 am

    Uh oh, maybe you should have thought this through

    After a thorough washing in sopor slime your phone refuses to turn on

    Now you wander who might have texted you

    Hey, it could be worse... it could have been Regius

    At least you will live to see another day!
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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by miracleJester on Mon Apr 02, 2018 4:29 am

    ====> Do you have any other duties to attend to?
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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by viviavb on Mon Apr 02, 2018 4:38 am

    Maybe you should pay your moirail a visit
    You've had quite a bad day

    ===> Visit Neumon
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    Re: ====> Kalyan: neglect your duties

    Post by miracleJester on Mon Apr 02, 2018 4:54 am

    You get to Neumon's respiteblock, but he's absent. His bugmom tells you he went to "play with his friends in a protest". Bugmom is the best. You like her very much

    ====> Go find Neumon
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